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iPhone Epitaph

 

 

Rose Gold

Here lie the shattered remains
of Liz’s iPhone 7.
It succumbed to the weight of her minivan
and now it rings in heaven.

 

As always, Michelle Heidenrich Barnes has a wonderful interview and inspirational challenge on her blog this month. This time the interview takes the form of a mock Newly Read Game featuring the ins and outs of writing partners J Patrick Lewis and Jane Yolen. The end comes too early with a challenge from their featured book, Last Laughs Prehistoric Epitaphs.

My epitaph may not be prehistoric, but I hope it’s humorous. It’s been a tough month for technology around here. I spilled an entire cup of tea on my laptop and dropped my phone face down on the sidewalk. Fortunately all my data survived.

For more Poetry Friday fun, visit Jone at her blog Check It Out.

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  1. Tabatha
    Tabatha says:
    February 16, 2018 at 10:32 am

    Aww, poor phone! “Succumbed” is such a great word, isn’t it? Here’s hoping the rest of your tech can stay intact.

    Reply
  2. Cynthia
    Cynthia says:
    February 16, 2018 at 12:43 pm

    Ha! Hilarious!

    Reply
  3. Irene Latham
    Irene Latham says:
    February 16, 2018 at 4:20 pm

    Liz, so sorry about your phone! At least you got a poem out of it, right? 🙂 xo

    Reply
  4. lindabaie
    lindabaie says:
    February 16, 2018 at 8:54 pm

    Oh my! I worry about any drinks near the laptop for just that ‘oops’! Sorry for the phone, too, glad you kept the data, hope “for heaven’s sake” your phone had a pretty ring! Delightful epitaph, Liz!

    Reply
  5. Carol Varsalona
    Carol Varsalona says:
    February 17, 2018 at 1:59 am

    This was so funny, Liz. Thanks for offering your Snowfall image poem for my winter gallery. Maybe you have a winter epitaph poem just for fun for the gallery…

    Reply
  6. Michelle Kogan
    Michelle Kogan says:
    February 17, 2018 at 2:21 am

    Poor iPhone, your epitaph sure is funny though–glad you were able to salvage your data!

    Reply
  7. maryleehahn
    maryleehahn says:
    February 17, 2018 at 6:22 pm

    LOVE this! I have tried and tried, but haven’t had epitaph success…YET!

    Reply
  8. Kay Mcgriff
    Kay Mcgriff says:
    February 17, 2018 at 9:27 pm

    Awww….poor phone. At least you did find the humor in it. Unbelievably, my daughter’s iPhone survived being run over by our Edge. We’ve been believers in Otter Boxes ever since. For a long time you could see the tire tracks across the back of the case, but the phone never missed a beat or a ring.

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  9. Alice Nine
    Alice Nine says:
    February 17, 2018 at 10:56 pm

    Oh no! Both in one week. Glad data survived. Your epitaph is too funny.

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  10. Michelle Heidenrich Barnes
    Michelle Heidenrich Barnes says:
    February 17, 2018 at 11:49 pm

    Guess who was phone-less yesterday? Yep. The technology curse made its way to me! It was some kind of software glitch which, thankfully, I was able to repair in recovery mode instead of doing a factory reset and losing all my data. But, man, was it ever upsetting at the time. I’m thinking it might have been Rose’s ghost that came to my rescue! 🙂

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  11. Bridget Magee
    Bridget Magee says:
    February 18, 2018 at 5:46 am

    Noo! Poor phone! Poor laptop! Poor you! But fantastic epitaph, Liz. Technology is double edged, it’s a pain to deal with at times, but we are so dependent on it now. =)

    Reply
  12. jama
    jama says:
    February 18, 2018 at 1:51 pm

    Thanks for the funny poem. Sorry to hear about the tech mishaps, though.

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  13. Linda Mitchell
    Linda Mitchell says:
    February 18, 2018 at 5:53 pm

    I love your epitaph! So funny…..I wonder if your phone has met my daughter’s glasses that met the same fate at a soccer match. Terrible way to die. My condolences.

    Reply
  14. macrush53
    macrush53 says:
    February 19, 2018 at 12:30 pm

    Ha! Your epitaph made me smile. I should write one to the myriad water bottles I’ve droped and broken.

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  15. AprilHalprinWayland (@aprilhwayland)
    AprilHalprinWayland (@aprilhwayland) says:
    February 20, 2018 at 10:38 pm

    Liz ~ Thanks for sharing your epitaph of a phone’s aftermath! Sometimes I have a run of tech issues…my son says I have tech poltergeist…and he’s only 1/2 kidding…

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  16. April Halprin Wayland
    April Halprin Wayland says:
    February 21, 2018 at 10:29 pm

    Liz! What a happy aftermath in that phone’s epitaph! Glad your technology wasn’t permanently incapacitated. My son swears there’s some kind of a technology poltergeist in my writing room…and maybe he’s right…

    Reply
  17. Robyn Hood Black
    Robyn Hood Black says:
    February 22, 2018 at 10:56 am

    HAHAHA! But not for your poor phone. Hilarious poem, though. ;0)

    Reply
  18. Brenda Davis Harsham
    Brenda Davis Harsham says:
    February 22, 2018 at 4:38 pm

    LOL Great one. My iPhone 4 succumbed to my front-landing, water-saving washer. It had just enough water to do the job.

    Reply
  19. mbhmaine
    mbhmaine says:
    February 25, 2018 at 9:42 pm

    Great epitaph poem. I hope that writing it was the silver lining to experiencing it!

    Reply

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